1.03.2003

omg ya'll check it:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

ahahahahaha i LOVE that!!!!!!!!! i got it off of kel's profile. and omg, jack handey....i have a whole BOOK of his deep thoughts....i went through and picked out my faves!!!!!

*Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

*If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.

*One day, when you die, if you get to choose between real heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a dream, but mmmmmmmm........

*I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

*One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

*To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

*The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

OK this is my FAVE: *If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work.

HAPPPPY NEW YEAR!!! well...almost. lol i'm on the phone with sean right now. he's cool. lol he's having problems with his girlfriend...errr...ex girlfriend...lol anyway. i get to see ty on thursday!!! ::is all smiles:: ok, but im gona go drink some sparkling grape juice now!!! see ya'll in 2003!!!

I'm gona start using this thing as like, a reccomendations page. not only for like, a journal, but also for like, telling people about good books and movies and songs and stuffage like that....lol cause i think that would be coolio, so i'm gona do it! ok...lemme see here...we'll start with books. i've read all of the following, and they're all like...awesome (lol i'm a book nerd, so forgive me. barnes and noble is like, the coolest place in the world to me hehe):

Witch Child, by Celia Rees
Sorceress: sequel to Witch Child, by Celia Rees
Stargirl, by Jerry Spinelli
His Dark Materials Series, by Philip Pullman
Catalyst, by Laurie Halse Anderson
The Shining, by Stephen King
Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, by Louise Rennison
On the Bright Side, I'm now the girlfriend of a Sex God: Furthur confessions of Georgia Nicholson, by Louise Rennison
Knocked out by my Nunga-Nungas: Furthur, furthur confessions of Georgia Nicholson, by Louise Rennison
Dancing in my Nuddypants, by Georgia Nicholson. NOTE: this has not yet been released (due out in march 2003)
The Unfortunate Series, by Lemony Snicket. NOTE: yes, that's his real name lol

There are tons more that i'm forgetting...i'll keep adding, as well as making one for movies and cd's and songs and such....but not now...my eyes hurt lol. chiao

WEEEE!!!!! ATLANTA!!!!! mwhahaha i'm sooo gona go down there this afternoon and spend like, tons of money. lenox!!! sephora!!! dude....new cd's!!!!!!! lol and i get to see tyler this weeeeeek.....i've never been so happy :-D ::sighs:: well anywhoozles, i won't be able to blog until new years cause my LAPTOP is currently BROKEN ::coughcoughihateyoumrmillbankcoughcough:: ok but i gota blaze, so i'll talk to whoever later!!! don't call the cell-- it doesn't work down there. unless u just wana leave me a message telling me how much you loooooooove me!!!! chiao

music: greenday- "brainstew"
mood: hyper!! :-D

dude. im bored. i'm gettin kinda tired of christmas break....::can't believe she's saying this:: i don't ever have anything to do. maybe if ty was available a little more often....but he isn't :-( so i'm like, almost always at home. o well. that means i can blog more often! i think i get to go shopping today, actually, which is good....i duno how much more of this i can take. and ty and i are SO going somewhere on thursday....i'm dying to see him. anywhoozles, everything is peachy keen other than that. i think i'll go watch saving siberman. chiao

music: jay z and beyonce- "bonnie & clyde"
mood: lonely